Maineiac

Bill Clinton is jogging and a car blows a tire and swerves toward him. Three teenagers quickly move him out of harm's way. The grateful president thanks them profusely. He also asks them if there is anything that they want. If it is within his power, he will do it.

The first boy says that he would love to ride on Air Force One. Clinton tells him that they will make a special trip to his hometown and pick him up for a flight.

The second asks if the President can get him into the Air Force Academy in Colorado. "Consider it done," responds Clinton.

He turns to the third boy who asks if he can be buried in Arlington National Cemetery. Clinton is shocked and asks the boy if he has a terminal illness.

"No, I don't," replies the boy, "but when I tell my dad that I saved your life, he's going to kill me!"