Q:What do a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A:They both accept "bills"!
"The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, is because it's usually three different stories."
- Sam Donaldson
One thing's for sure about Clinton... He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!
"Shouldn't the president be held to the same standards as a TV sportscaster?"
- Marv Albert
The FBI reports less crime in the U.S. for the sixth straight year. "It's no wonder," said one observer. "All of Clinton's business associates are either dead or in prison already."
Have you heard that the Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton?
The "Dodge Drafter" will begin production in Canada this year.