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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Clinton Tidbits

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American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
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Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
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Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
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"Run Hillary Run!" bumper stickers are selling like hotcakes in New York. Democrats put them on their rear bumpers Republicans put them on the front.
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Q: If Bill and Hillary Clinton were on a sinking ship,who would be saved???
A: The United States of America.
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On the Listening Tour, Hillary was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. She was somewhat less pleased after she found out what was in it. "Mostly baloney," said the proprietor.
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