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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Internet Detox Center

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The rules for the Internet Detox Center are as follows:

All words written must be in full form; No shorthand.

Group Therapy is not to be mistaken as a chat room.

The words LOL, Bling, A/S/L, and Pic, are forbidden.

When a person stalls, its not to be considered as "Lagging."

The shakes that come in the form of an "Air Keyboard" are to be treated ASAP.

Going to sleep is not to be mistaken as signing off.

One-on-One therapy is not to be mistaken as an "Instant Message."

All records must be filed on paper using black ink; No computers allowed -- period!

No "nicknames" allowed because of the "screen name" factor.

When your treatment is over and you leave you are NOT considered to have been "Booted."