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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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A woman and her husband are both in the Internet business, but it is the husband who's the one who truly lives, eats, and breathes computers.

The wife finally realized how bad it had gotten when, as she was scratching his back one day, the man said, "No, not there," he directed, "Scroll down."