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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Ten Signs You're Sick of the Holidays

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  1. You've got red and green bags under your eyes.
  2. You're serving reindeer pot pie.
  3. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?" you scream, "No! I'm not listening! So SHUT UP!!"
  4. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun.
  5. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
  6. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies.
  7. You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
  8. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears.
  9. Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you moron!"
  10. Two words: tinsel rash.