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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

February Holidays

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February is a busy month! Not only is February Black History Month, it is also An Affair to Remember Month, Canned Food Month, Creative Romance Month, Great American Pie Month, National Cherry Month, National Grapefruit Month, and National Weddings Month. There is also a weekly celebration in February called International Flirting Week from the 12th through the 18th. What a fun month!! Below is a list of celebration days for February:

  • February 1 - Freedom Day and Serpent Day
  • February 2 - Ground Hog Day
  • February 3 - The Day the Music Died (Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash on this day in 1959.)
  • February 4 - Create a Vacuum Day and Thank a Mailman Day
  • February 5 - Disaster Day and National Weatherman's Day
  • February 6 - Compliments Day and Lame Duck Day
  • February 7 - Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbor Day and Send a Card to a Friend Day
  • February 8 - Boy Scout Day and Kite Flying Day (in the middle of winter?)
  • February 9 - Clean Out Your Computer Day and Toothache Day (oooh, I don't like that one!)
  • February 10 - Umbrella Day
  • February 11 - Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day, Make a Friend Day and White T-Shirt Day
  • February 12 - Abraham Lincoln's Birthda, Freedom to Marry Day and Plum Pudding Day
  • February 13 - Get a Different Name Day
  • February 14 - Ferris Wheel Day and Valentine's Day
  • February 15 - National Gum Drop Day
  • February 16 - Do a Grouch a Favor Day (guess I'm gonna be real busy on this day!)
  • February 17 - Random Acts of Kindness Day
  • February 19 - President's Day and National Chocolate Mint Day (mmm!)
  • February 20 - Hoodie Hoo Day (don't know what it is, but it sounds fun!!)
  • February 21 - Card Reading Day and Love Your Pet Day
  • February 22 - George Washington's Birthday, Be Humble Day, Walking the Dog Day and Thinking Day
  • February 23 - International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day and Tennis Day (dog biscuit appreciation?!)
  • February 24 - National Tortilla Chip Day (why do we need this?)
  • February 25 - Pistol Patent Day
  • February 26 - Carnival Day, National Pistachio Day and Tell a Fairy Tale Day
  • February 27 - International Polar Bear Day and No Brainer Day (sounds good to me!)
  • February 28 - Floral Design Day and Public Sleeping Day (sounds even better!)
  • February 29 - Leap Day