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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

September Holidays

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September is a busy month!

  • Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month
  • International Cooperation in Learning Month
  • International Strategic Thinking Month
  • National Cat Health Month
  • National Chicken Month
  • National Coupon Month
  • National Honey Month
  • National Humor In Business Month
  • National Literacy Month
  • National Mushroom Month
  • National Piano Month
  • National Potato Month
  • National Rice Month
  • International Self-Awareness Month
  • National Sight-Saving Month
  • Pleasure Your Mate Month
  • Self-Improvement Month
  • Shameless Promotion Month

Here are September's holidays... just in case you wanted to celebrate any of them.

  • September 1
    Labor Day
    Emma M. Nutt Day*
  • September 2
    National Beheading Day
  • September 3
    Skyscraper Day
  • September 4
    Newspaper Carrier Day
  • September 5
    Be Late For Something Day
  • September 6
    Fight Procrastination Day
  • September 7
    Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
  • September 8
    National Date Nut Bread Day
    Pardon Day
  • September 9
    Teddy Bear Day
  • September 10
    Swap Ideas Day
  • September 11
    No News Is Good News Day
  • September 12
    National Pet Memorial Day
    National Chocolate Milkshake Day
  • September 13
    Defy Superstition Day
  • September 14
    National Cream-Filled Donut Day
  • September 15
    Felt Hat Day
  • September 16
    Stay Away From Seattle Day
    Collect Rocks Day
  • September 17
    National Apple Dumpling Day
  • September 18
    National Play-doh Day
  • September 19
    National Butterscotch Pudding Day
  • September 20
    National Punch Day
  • September 21
    World Gratitude Day
    International Banana Festival
  • September 22
    Hobbit Day
    Dear Diary Day
  • September 23
    Dogs In Politics Day
    Checkers Day
  • September 24
    Festival Of Latest Novelties
  • September 25
    National Comic Book Day
  • September 26
    National Good Neighbor Day
    National Pancake Day
  • September 27
    Crush A Can Day
  • September 28
    Ask A Stupid Question Day
  • September 29
    Poisoned Blackberries Day
  • September 30
    National Mud Pack Day

*In case you were wondering (I was!), Emma M. Nutt was the first female telephone operator.