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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

How to Say "I Love You" in 17 Languages

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(Thanks, Margie!)

English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love You
Spanish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Te Amo
French. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Je T'aime
German. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . lch Liebe Dich
Japanese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ai Shite Imasu
Italian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ti Amo
Chinese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wo Ai Ni
Swedish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jag


Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kansas,
Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi,
Missouri, Montana, North Carolina,
Oklahoma, South Carolina, Texas,
Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia,
& parts of Florida. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nice ass, get in the truck.