Maineiac

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and he was so proud.

Anxiously, he waited to hear the verdict. The grandmother
in all her life had never had such a bad cup of coffee. As she
forced down the last sip, his grandmother noticed three of those little green army guys were in the bottom of the cup.

She asked, "Honey, why would three of your little army men be in the bottom of my cup?"

Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV."

When she looks puzzled, he begins singing, "The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."