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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

21 Things Every Married Couple Ought to Know

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  • Don't yell at each other unless your house is on fire.
  • Take a shower together - it saves water, and may have other benefits.
  • When your spouse asks "Do you love me?" DO NOT answer, "I married you, didn't I?"
  • Make and keep a regular date night.
  • When you feel like dancing in your undies, do so in private.
  • Playing scrabble has been known to cause HUGE arguments - (So remember rule number 1 above.)
  • Talk talk talk...about everything.
  • If you plan on doing any major household projects, get marital counseling before starting and maybe after completing the job.
  • Definitely read the book of Songs of Solomon from the Bible together.
  • Remember that intimacy begins in the morning with the way you talk to and treat each other.
  • Be sure to schedule your mid-life crisis.
  • Always enjoy making up after a quarrel.
  • Be spontaneous, and remember that tickling never goes out of style.
  • Always remember that a little tact can go a long way!
  • Find the humor in negative situations.
  • Eat cookie dough in bed together at least once a year.
  • If you have other people living in the house with you - like kids or in-laws - be ABSOLUTELY sure there is a lock on the bedroom door (And it may be a nice idea to get a DO NOT DISTURB sign, too.)
  • Remember that the silent treatment was invented by a kindergartner.
  • Remember that you are NEVER too old (or fat or skinny, or whatever) for crazy or colored underwear.
  • Remember that a long-lived marriage will involve growth, both as individuals and together as a couple.
  • And most important of all - remember that genuine love means always valuing your spouse as much as God does.

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. An ideal marriage is one in which two people love, cherish, and encourage each other through any troubles during their time together.