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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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  • STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED by Elizabeth Taylor
  • BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
  • HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver
  • DOWN HILL SKIING by Sonny Bono
  • FLYING AT NIGHT by JFK, Jr.
  • THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
  • MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan
  • MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O.J. Simpson
  • THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman
  • THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
  • DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
  • EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
  • EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
  • ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres
  • MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
  • MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton