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Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Tale Of The Little Gray Rock
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Once upon a time, there lived a little gray rock in a fish tank. His dream was to be a driveway rock.The little gray rock had two friends that lived with him in the fish tank, a red rock and a blue rock.
Everyday the fish that lived in the fish tank with them, would come over and make weird faces at them. The little gray rock really started to get bugged by this, so he formulated a plan with his friends. They decided the next time that fish came over, the little gray rock would climb onto his friends and smash the fish.
Well, that's just what they did and it killed the fish. The owners of the fish saw that the fish was dead so they flushed the fish down the toilet, and threw the rocks out onto the driveway.
MORAL: Use your friends, smash your enemies, and you get what you want.
