Best Actual Headlines of 2002
CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
IS THERE A RING AROUND URANUS?
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
PANDA MATING FAILS, VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST AWHILE
COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMERATURES
LONDON COUPLE SLAIN, POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
RED TAPE HOLDS UP BRIDGES
TYPHOON RIPS THRU CEMETERY, HUNDREDS DEAD
MAN HIT BY LIGHTNING, FACES BATTERY CHARGE
NEW STUDY ON OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS ON SPACESHIP
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
CHEF THROWS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY
LOCAL HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS