Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
That reminds me of the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods.
Q: When do cannibals leave the table?
A: When everyone's eaten.
Q: What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A: A celebrity roast.
Q: Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
A: Eatin' Allen's.
Q: What did the cannibal give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A box of farmer's fannies.
Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
A: Chocolate covered aunts.
Q: What do cannibals make out of politicians?
A: Bologna sandwiches.
Q: What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A: The cold shoulder.
Q: What is a cannibal's favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.