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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Definitions
AUTOMOBILE -- A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.
BRAIN -- The apparatus with which we think that we think.
CLEARASOL -- Effective sunspot remover.
FAIRY TALES -- Horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
JURY -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
KODACLONE -- Duplicating film.
MOP AND GLOW -- Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
NYQUIL - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
QUASIMOTO - 4-wheeled hard-top moped made in France.
TRAPEZOID -- A device for catching zoids.
