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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Not Stupid

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A motorist got a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up, he tripped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.

A patient looking through the fence suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service station.

The motorist, thanking him profusely, said, "Hey, that was a great idea! Why are you in this place anyway?"

The patient said, "I'm here for being crazy, not for being stupid."