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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Picture yourself near a stream.


Birds are singing in the crisp, cool mountain air.


Nothing can bother you here. No one knows your secret place. You are in total seclusion.


The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.


You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under the water.


There now. Feeling better?