Maineiac

Music is the science of manipulating emotion through sound.
-Angus Gray

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one.

Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
-Lazarus Long

Everyday above ground is a good day.

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain!

When ideas fail, words become very handy.

Always try to be the best, but don't ever think you are the best.

Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail friends.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.

A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have attacked me at once.

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?