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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Jesus's Ethnic Background

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Rumor has it that:

JESUS WAS JEWISH
* He went into His father's business
* He lived at home until He was 33
* His Mother was sure He was God.

But then again, just maybe

JESUS WAS IRISH
* He never got married
* He was always telling stories
* He loved green pastures.

Or perhaps,

JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
* His first name was Jesus
* He was bilingual
* He was always being harassed by the authorities.

then again it is possible that

JESUS WAS ITALIAN
* He talked with his hands
* He had wine with every meal
* He worked in the building trades.

there are those who believe

JESUS WAS BLACK
* He called everybody "brother"
* He liked Gospel
* He couldn't get a fair trial.

some of us suspect that

JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN
* He had long hair
* He walked around barefoot
* He started a new religion.

However, there is one other possibility -

MAYBE JESUS WAS A WOMAN
* He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food
* He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
* Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do