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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Embarrassing Admission

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It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my dad is a mechanic."

Then one little boy says, looking quite ashamed: "My name is Johnny and my father cleans toilets for a living."

The teacher awkwardly and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad cleans toilets for a living, wanting to talk with him about his shame.

He blushed and said, "No, I'm sorry. My dad plays football for the Chicago Bears and I was just too embarrassed to say so."