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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of eight men and four women:

Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."

Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"

Defendant: "No sir, when I pled 'Not Guilty' I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors."