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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

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She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE