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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Yo'Momma - Continued #7
User Rating: 3 / 5
YO' MOMMA SO UGLY...
- she's not bald - it's just her hair runnin' away from her face!
- she makes onions cry!
- when she was in labor, the doctor asked which end!
YO' MOMMA'S LIPS SO BIG...
- she doesn't use lipstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!
YO' MOMMA SO FAT...
- when you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
- she's the reason they declared world hunger!
YO' MOMMA'S BREATH IS SO BAD...
- she could clear an internet chat room!
YO' MOMMA SO POOR...
- she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead!
YO' MOMMA SO DUMB...
- when her radio batteries went dead, she buried them!
- she drowned during the wave at the football game!
- the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
YO' MOMMA GOT SUCH BAD DANDRUFF...
- the principal declared a snow day!
YO' MOMMA'S GLASSES ARE SO THICK...
- when she looks on a map, she can see people waving!
And my favorite of the bunch...
Yo'Momma's farts stinks so bad, George Bush declared them biological warfare!
