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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Barbies You'll Never See
- Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
- Opera Barbie ...complete with the horns and the brass brassiere
- Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included
- Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self
- East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll
- Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section
- Forrest Gump Ken ...pull his string and he complains for two and a half boring hours
- Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings
- Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
- FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck
- Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included
- Samuel L. Jackson Ken ...he'll get medieval on you
- Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives
- Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
- Fat Barbie ...in the following three varieties: Big Butt Barbie, Love Handles Barbie, More Chins than a Chinese Phone Book Barbie
- Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!
- Politically Incorrect Barbie ...pull the string and she loudly blurts all your favorite racial slurs
- Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately
- Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee
- Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
- Tattoo Barbie ...with tattoos you can apply!
- Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms
