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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Execution
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!..."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!..."
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out.
The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready!...Aim!..."
...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
