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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Give Her Another Chance!

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All the blondes in the world were sick and tired of being made fun of, so they decided to have a meeting to prove that they are not stupid.

So the meeting leader asks a young blonde to come up and answer a few questions. The blonde comes up and the leader asks what is 1+3 to which the blonde answers 97.The crowd yells out, "Give her another chance!"

So the leader asks what is 7+6 and the blonde answers 34. The crowd yells out again, "Give her another chance!"

So the leader asks what is 2+2 and the blonde answers 4 ...and the crowd roars, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!!"