Even In Eternity
The Clinton's were in a terrible plane crash and all three died.
When they got to heaven, they approached the Throne of God and God said to Chelsea, "Why should I let you into heaven?"
Chelsea answered, "I am the daughter of the President, a representative of all the children in America."
God said, "Very well, you may sit on my right side."
Then he said to Bill, "Why should I let you into heaven?"
Bill answered, "I am the President of the United States, a representative of all the people in America." God said, "Very well, you may sit on my left side."
Then he said to Hillary, "Why should I let you into heaven?"
Hillary answered, "I don't know, but you're in my seat!"