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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Three cheers for Dennis Miller...

When commenting on the celebrities who are parading against war, he said: "I say we create a new airline called the ACLA, the American Civil Liberties Airline, where you don't check anybody, you don't ask any questions, and let those morons fly on that one."