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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Neat Trick

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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do that neat trick he has been promising us."

The grandmother, curious, asked, "What trick is that my dear?"

The little boy replied, "I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"