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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Two Little Boys In The Hospital
Two little boys are in a hospital and are lying next to each other.
The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second replies, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"
The second boy then asks, "What are you in here for?"
The first boy replies, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."
The second says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!!!"
