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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Whales

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One day a boy named Tommy arrived in class, and his teacher, Mrs. Smith, started to talk about whales. "Whales can't eat people," she said, "their teeth are too soft and brush-like."

"But in the Bible, Jonah was eaten by the whale!" objected Tommy.

"I'm sure that's not true Tommy" said Mrs. Smith as she walked back to her desk.

"Okay, when I go to heaven," said Tommy, "I'll ask him!"

"Well, what if he's not in heaven?" Mrs. Smith asked.

Tommy replied, "Well, then YOU can ask him!"