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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Knock-Knock #1
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
God bless you!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben waiting, what took you so long?
Knock-nock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the stupidest knock-knock joke ever!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris closed, that's why I'm knocking.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Acid
Acid who?
Acid sit down and be quiet!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Adair
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!
