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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Knock-Knock #2

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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!



Knock-knock
Who's there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you.

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alba
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me.

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock?!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alexia
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred who?
Alfred the needle if you sew!