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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Knock-Knock #5

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Knock-knock
Who's There?
Impatient cow
Impatient c---MOO!!!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce pray!!!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Oops, wrong door!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
I
I who?
I am!!!!!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Madame
Madame who?
Madame foot will be up your butt if you don't open this door!