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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Knock-Knock #4

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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Carl
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cassie
Cassie who?
Cassie the forest for the trees!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I'm going to tell you this !

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Colleen
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cologne
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won't help!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cozy
Cozy who?
Cozy who's knocking!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Collier
Collier who?
Collier big brother see if I care!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Congo
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded!