Maineiac

(Thanks, Margie, this is great!)

• Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail.
• You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
• Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
• You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

• Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.
• You buy a computer and three months later it's out of date and sells for half the price you paid.
• Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
• Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
• You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
• You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
• Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
• Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
• You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
• You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
• You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
• You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
• You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on your way back to bed.
• You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
• You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
• Even worse; you know exactly who you are going to forward this to!