YO' MOMMA SO DUMB...
- she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
- she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
- she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's!
- she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death!
- she used bus tickets in a taxi!
YO' MOMMA SO FAT...
- we have to grease the door frame and dangle a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through the door!
- she sat on a dollar and made change!
- she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
- when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
- she was lying the beach and the lifeguard asked her to leave the beach because it was getting late and the tide wanted to come in!
- she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a pager!
- she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world!
- she sat on the beach and Green peace threw her in!
- she can't even jump to a conclusion!
- she's moving the Earth out of its orbit!
- she has 48 midnight snacks!
- she plays pool with the planets!
- she made Richard Simmons cry!
- when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan!
- she don't know whether she's walking or rolling!
- she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic!
- she went outside with a yellow dress on, bent over and a man yelled "TAXI!"
- when God said let there be light, he said move your fat ole butt out of the way!
- she fell in love and broke it!
- when she first tried on high-heels, she struck oil! (my personal favorite of the bunch)
- one day she was wearing yellow pants walking down the street and a kid said "hey the bus past me!"
- her belt's the equater!
- it takes more then one driver's licence to get her picture on it!
YO' MOMMA'S TEETH SO YELLOW...
- I can't believe it's not butter!
- she walked into church smiling and the priest said "I see the light!"
- she smiled at the sun and the sun said "I quit!"
YO' MOMMA SO POOR...
- I walked by yo' house and saw you under a skateboard and said "What are you doin" and you said "fixin the family car!"
- I walked in yo' house and stepped into the backyard!
- when I walked to yo' house and rung the doorbell, yo' momma stuck her head out the window and said "DING-DONG!"
- I saw her shopping and told her to get the hell out of my trash can!
YO' MOMMA SO OLD...
- she used to hang with the Hebrews!
- she fart out dust!
YO' MOMMA SO UGLY...
- when she stuck her head out the window she was arrested for mooning!
YO TEETH SO BUCK...
- it look like Yo' Momma had an affair with Mr. Ed!