Yo' Momma #5
YO' MOMMA SO FAT...
- she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!
- when she got on the scale, it said "one at a time please!"
- when she steps on the scale, it said "to be continued!"
- she wakes up in sections!
- when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
- when she goes to cross the street, all the other trucks think she's a truck so they don't stop!
- she drives a "double wide," complete with "wide load" signs across the back!
- when she stepped on a scale, it said "one person at a time!"
- she uses a shovel as a spoon and a rake as a fork!
- when she steps on a scale, it says Slimfast!
- when she wore a yellow jumpsuit, somebody yelled "TAXI!!"
- when she went swimming in the ocean, the whales started singing "We Are Family!"
- when she drives a car, she uses her belly to hit the gas and break pedals!
- she steps on a scale and it says "dinosaurs are exstinct!"
- she doesn't walk - she rolls!
- whenever an airplane runs into her, she says "Who's throwing rocks?!"
- when she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck!
YO' MOMMA SO STUPID...
- she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff!
YO' MOMMA SO UGLY...
- when I took her to the zoo, the lady at the entrance said "Thanks for bringing her back!"
- if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own hood!
- they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
- she trick-or-reats over the phone!
- the trick was the treat!
- she doesn't need a mask for Halloween!
- she didn't need a mask to rob the bank!
YO' MOMMA SO OLD...
- when she went to school, there was no history class!
- I told her to act her own age and she died!
YO' MOMMA SO POOR...
- when someone closed the freezer door, she said "Who turned off the heat?!"
YO' MOMMA SO GREASY...
- she makes anchovies look bad!
YO' MOMMA'S TEETH SO YELLOW...
- traffic slows down when she smiles!
YOU SO UGLY...
- when you came out of yo' momma, the doctor looked at your butt, then your face, and said "siamese twins!"