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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Knock-Knock #3

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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Allied
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock-knock jokes can you take?!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Amana
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Amory
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Annetta
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Augusta
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Button
Button who?
Button in is not polite!